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06

Jun

I spent some time trying to decipher whether or not the lump from which the bitch pee was coming from was a penis or not … until I stopped and told myself “if this isn’t a bitch peeing, then I simply don’t know what is”. 

I spent some time trying to decipher whether or not the lump from which the bitch pee was coming from was a penis or not … until I stopped and told myself “if this isn’t a bitch peeing, then I simply don’t know what is”. 

Not a bitch, technically, but assuming the standard bitch peeing pose, and adequately curbed. 

Not a bitch, technically, but assuming the standard bitch peeing pose, and adequately curbed. 

05

Jun

The drunken bitch is prone to salivating. But this might just be a peeing bitch trying to look sexy. 

The drunken bitch is prone to salivating. But this might just be a peeing bitch trying to look sexy. 

No caption necessary. She’s doing it big for the rest of us. 

No caption necessary. She’s doing it big for the rest of us. 

This peeing bitch is trying to pull off looking like your sort of sad aunt (overall successfully) . 

This peeing bitch is trying to pull off looking like your sort of sad aunt (overall successfully) . 

This bitch has simply had enough of all the goddamn pictures of peeing human bitches on your desktop. Seriously though, Carl. 

This bitch has simply had enough of all the goddamn pictures of peeing human bitches on your desktop. Seriously though, Carl.